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The Land of Toad: a play written, edited, and performed by, me and jean
ah, welcome to the land of toad!! it's a play that my friend jean and I did for a gate class in 6th grade. kinda cute, and funny hear and there, so enjoy! oh yeah, if you like it, wanna use it, or whatever, e-mail me! ^.~ oh yeah, and if you put it or something about it on your website please link to me and gimme some credit! enjoy!

  Once Again in the Land of Toad -story version-

Once again in the land of Toad, there was a problem with the farmers. Monsty had turned on them! Princess Tadpolia had thought this was over and done with, but what she didn’t know was that Monsty was just having fun. One of the farmers exclaimed, “Aaaaaa! No, not again!”
Monsty’s reply to this was, “Mmmmm….Yummmmm.” Monsty replied this way, for he had eaten the farmer. Princess Tadpolia came running after Monsty. When she finally approached Monsty, she scolded him.
“ Monsty! Haven’t I told you a million times, NOT TO EAT THE FARMERS!?”
Shocked by princess Tadpolia’s sudden scolding, he apologized, “Ummm, Eee…yes…sorry…” To avoid further scolding, Monsty ran off.
Happy and chipper once more, Tadpolia called for Ribbi`te`. “Ribbi`te`! Ribbi`te`! We have to discuss the wedding!” Ribbi`te` was preoccupied thinking about something else. So when Tadpolia called for him he was taken by surprise.
“Wedding? Um…Oh, yes, the wedding.”
“Oh no!” exclaimed Tadpolia, “Don’t tell me you forgot! Ribbi`te`!” Ribbi`te` did have everything planned although it didn’t come across to Tadpolia that way.
Ribbi`te` reassured her He had every thing planned, “Don’t worry dear, for I have everything all planned out. Perfectly.” At this time Tadpolia started to walk away. Ribbi`te` started to laugh. “ Bwa ha ha ha ha! Bwa ha haaaa!!” Tadpolia was quite taken by this so she asked, “Dear, what’s so funny? Is my skirt tucked into the back of my underwear again?!?”
“No, no, no, dear.” He replied, “Nothings funny. Why, I’m laughing at nothing. Nothing at all.”
Later that day Leggus approached. “Tadpoliaaaa! Tadpoliaaaa!
“Yes?” She replied
“Can you come out and play?” Tadpolia gloomily replied, “Oh I’m sorry, but I have to plan my wedding!” To this Leggus replied, “Oh. Right. Your getting married. Maybe Tiffany or Sarah can play.” At this, Leggus ran off. Wait a second.” Tadpolia thought, “Why isn’t Leggus going to play with Jerry or Bob? Wait! Leggus! Come BACK!!” It was too late. Leggus left.
Instead of going to play with Tiffany or Sarah, Leggus goes to “Ye Old Records Shop”. “Hmmm…” Leggus thought, “ Ribbi`te` sounds awfully familiar. Wait a second!” Leggus races into the shop and comes out with a book. Surprised and shocked he exclaims, “I have to warn Tadpolia!”
Finally Leggus reaches Tadpolia’s room. “Tadpolia! Tadpolia!” He yells.
“What is it? I thought you went to go play with Tiffany or Sarah.” Princess Tadpolia remarked.
“Prince Ribbi`te`…” Leggus started.
“I’m not interested!” Tadpolia said, cutting of the rest of Leggus’s sentence.
“But, Tadpolia!” Leggus exclaimed.
“I told you, I’m not interested!”
“But I…” Leggus started again. Cutting off Leggus’s sentence, Tadpolia slams her door in Leggus’s face. Murmering to himself Leggus says, “Oh dear! Tadpolia won’t listen! I have to tell King Frogius!” Leggus finds the king and whispers into his ear, “Pssswsssswssss pssswsssswsss”
“No!” the kings yells, “We have to go to France!” King Frogius III and Leggus go to the French Ye Old Records Shop. The King exclaims, “Oh my! It’s true! I know! Tell the monster! He’ll solve this problem for us!” King Frogius III and Leggus returned to their home. Leggus goes on a search for Monsty. “Monster dude! Monster dude! There you are! Listen…Pssswsssswssss Pssswssswssswssswsssswsss”
“No problem!” Monsty exclaims
Later, Monsty finds Ribbi`te`. “Hello Ribbi`te`!”

“Wait Monsty! I’m your friend!”

To this Monsty replies, “My name is Joseph Von Houghton, and I’m very sophisticated. So don’t try to out-smart me!” CHOMP!! Suddenly Monsty eats Prince Ribbi`te` of France. Tadpolia comes running in and exclaims, “No Monsty! I thought I could trust you!”
“But Tadpolia!” Leggus explains, “Ribbi`te` was going to murder you like his past 17 wives!” Shocked, Tadpolia faints. A minute later she awakes and says, “Thank you Monsty.”
“Well it was Leggus who found out,” replied Monsty. Turning to Leggus Tadpolia says, “Leggus you’re my hero!”


THE END


  The Land of Toad- cast

mon= monsty the town's monster
Princess Tadpolia (pt)= princess
Rebbit`te`= the princesses future husband
Leggus= tadpolia's best friend
king Frogius= the kind of the land of toad, and tadpolia's father
this can be done with only 2 people! i don't think there's more than 2 characters doing things at one time...

  Once Again in the Land of Toad -play script-

Ej 1 Farm: Ahhhh! No, not again!

Mon.: Mmmmm……Yummmm

Princess T: Monsty, haven’t I told you a million times NOT TO EAT THE FARMERS?!

Mon. : Um…Eee…yes…sorry…(Monster scurries away)

Pt: Ribbi`te`! Rebbi`te`! We have to discuss the wedding!

Ribbi`te`: Wedding! Um…oh yes, the wedding.

Tadpolia: Oh no! Don’t tell me you forgot! Ribbi`te`!

Ribbi`te`: Don’t worry dear, for I have everything all planned out. (mumbles to himself)
Perfectly. (shout out loud) Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaa! Bwa ha! Bwa ha ha ha haaaa!

Tadpolia: Dear, what is so funny? Is my skirt tucked into the back of my underwear again?!?

Rebbi`te`: No no no dear. Nothing is funny. Why, I am laughing at nothing. Nothing at all.

Scene two


Leggus: Tadpoliaaaa! Tadpoliaaa!

Tadpolia: Yes?

Leggus: Can you come out and play?

Tadpolia: Oh, I am sorry, but I have to plan my wedding!

Leggus: Oh. Right. You’re getting married. Maybe Tiffany or Sarah can play.

Tadpolia: Why isn’t Leggus going to play with Jerry or Bob? Wait! Leggus! Come BACK!!

Instead of going to play, Leggus goes to Ye Old Records Shop.
Leggus: Hmmmmm…Ribbi`te` sound awfully familiar. Wait a second. I have to warn
Tadpolia!

Scene Three

Leggus: Tadpolia! Tadpolia!

Tadpolia: What is it? I thought you went to play with Tiffany or Sarah.

Leggus: Prince Ribbi`te`…

Tadpolia: I’m not interested!

Leggus: But Tadpolia!

Tadpolia: I told you, I am not interested!

Leggus: But I …(Tadpolia slams door shut) Oh dear! Tadpolia won’t listen! I have to tell
King Frogius! (whisper, whisper, whisper)

King Frogius: No! We have to go to France!

King Frogius III and Leggus go to Ye Old Record Shop.

King Frogius: Oh my! It’s true! I know! Tell the monster! He’ll solve this problem for us.

King Frogius and Leggus return to their home, and Leggus goes on a search for Monsty.

Leggus: Monster dude! Monster dude! There you are! Listen…Pssssswsssswssss Psssswsssswsssswsssswsssswsssss.

Monsty: No problem!

A moment later Monsty finds Ribbi`te`.

Monsty: Hello Ribbi`te`!

Ribbi`te`: Wait Monsty, I’m your friend!

Monsty: My name is Joseph Von Houghton, and I am very sophisticated. So don’t try to out smart-me!
Tadpolia: No Monsty! I thought I could trust you!

Leggus: But Tadpolia! Ribbi`te` was going to murder you like his past 17 wives.

Tadpolia: Thank you Monsty!

Monsty: Well, it was Leggus who found out.

Tadpolia: Leggus, you are my hero!

The End