today i'm...
I don't wanna be pretty! i wanna easy!! (trust me, it's NOT dirty...you'd have to have been there...)
ummm...yeah, updatishness....but ya know, suggestions are mighty helpful! *wink*wink* and note all the random "e-mail me" links *nudge nudge* lol, alright, see ya!
this land is made of...
love and peace!!
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soilent green is PEOPLE!!!
guest book!! go! now! look at it!! or you could click the link to your left on the menu bar to SIGN my guest book. quick be immoralized! er, uh, immortalized! sign it!
book of death, er, guest
oooh lookey! i'm not a TOTAL loser! people have been here!
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moo!
I am Cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream, cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo!
I am Cow, eating grass, methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch!
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas!
I am Cow, here I stand, far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From D.C. to Newfoundland, you can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!
worms...moo...mmm... |
